put it this way octavias survey was like OWL level Love Survey mine will be NEWT level thats the difference
especially if theres sandwiches involved
rate the following in order of what turns you on most to least meat paste, on bread fish paste, on bread tinned meat, on bread fresh meat, alone vegetable, alone vegetable, humorously shape
That's a big difference. If you don't do it I'll be very disappointed, now.
Can you add questions about why people don't join departments & what we can do to make that easier? & whether there is any need for pet-watching services.
q1 have you joined a department yet q2 if yes - good for you well done q3 if no - why havent you joined a department yet
rank the following as to what would help you to join department most to least: actual wages sandwiches served at the end of each shift little medals you get to wear cakes (no tea) cakes (& tea) sexy assistant (contributing actual work) sexy assistant (contributing no actual work) sexy assistant (contributing no actual work but down for anything ;) cute outfits/uniforms parades glory cooler departments /jobs nametag small pet of your choosing fireworks show bribes
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By my very complicated mathematical method, that ties Hufflepuff & Gryffindor.
Like so:
loyalty - 8
bravery - 7
intelligence - 6
chivalry - 5
fairness - 4
ambition - 3
wit - 2
cunning - 1
G: 7+5=12
H: 8+4=12
R: 6+2=8
S: 3+1=4
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& your biting mistletoe is more romantic.
Somehow.
I would get you a sandwich, though, obviously.
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who knows
the world s a strange place
& i love you too
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flawless break to the draw
my votes still for hufflepuff
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I've asked him.
He's a very trying person, your Fitz.
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i love him
whts he said
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unless he can get us sandwiches
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The sandwich Jemma makes.
Hufflepuff.
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also possible disgusting unrequited love
how adorable
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We ought to help him.
Are you already helping him?
What if the sandwich is their special sandwich?
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& he doesnt make it easy to be helped
so its a good job im persistent
we are persistet
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Maybe Fitz will share his special sandwich with you if you helped him win her heart.
Etc.
You're more persistent & more experienced in these matters.
But I can be your assistant.
Provide Support.
Love support.
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unless invited
& even then id have to think about it
knew i could count on you Love Support
is that a sub department by the way
maybe we ought to do a Love Survey
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Didn't Octavia just do one?
We could do a love & sandwich survey.
If there's nutrition involved I might be able to pretend it's work.
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octavias survey was like OWL level Love Survey
mine will be NEWT level
thats the difference
especially if theres sandwiches involved
rate the following in order of what turns you on most to least
meat paste, on bread
fish paste, on bread
tinned meat, on bread
fresh meat, alone
vegetable, alone
vegetable, humorously shape
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If you don't do it I'll be very disappointed, now.
Can you add questions about why people don't join departments & what we can do to make that easier?
& whether there is any need for pet-watching services.
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tinned meat, on bread
vegetable, humorously shape
meat paste, on bread
fish paste, on bread
vegetable, alone
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those are my answers as well
i always knew we were compatible
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q2 if yes - good for you well done
q3 if no - why havent you joined a department yet
rank the following as to what would help you to join department most to least:
actual wages
sandwiches served at the end of each shift
little medals you get to wear
cakes (no tea)
cakes (& tea)
sexy assistant (contributing actual work)
sexy assistant (contributing no actual work)
sexy assistant (contributing no actual work but down for anything ;)
cute outfits/uniforms
parades
glory
cooler departments /jobs
nametag
small pet of your choosing
fireworks show
bribes
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