[Of course James Potter, mentally pouring one out for James Potter and then putting the liquid poured out back into the glass because no way is he actually going to go anywhere ever
but also nice save]
only glad its not me thats all ill say (with a shudder)
& unfortunately as 3rd most gryffindor you also know ill make good on the threat but also fortunatkley as 3rd most youre prepared for that
[ He would love to go on at length about how someday Sirius will meet just the right half-motorbike half-woman Gryffindor and end up with fifty broomed sprog, but. ]
I've been training to respond to you making my life difficult for years. Years & years & yeas.
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That's me trying to convince you not to make another serious pun.
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Should I ask her about sandwiches, too?
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its the only way to know for certain
and give us a little smoulder would you
it gives me strength
possibly strenght enough not to do puns any longer
text.
I'll always wish you hadn't.
But not really very much, not as much as I act like.
& you'll always do it again regardless.
It's the dance we're fated to dance, forever, until we die.
She is eschewing sandwiches entirely.
Soup, she says.
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at least if youre fated to dance forever with someone its me
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That's good, I think.
Two Hufflepuffs in one marriage would be tiresome.
You are terrific.
& so humble.
text.
all gryffindor traits youll note
textbook
two hufflepuffs one marraige
everyone too accomidating
nothing ever gets done
thank merlin well never be like that eh
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& two Gryffindors one marriage arguably worse.
The shouting.
The broken tea kettles.
The sprog on tiny brooms.
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are you describng the future of james potter to me
[wait. a twinge, at that. fuck. quickly, Sirius regroups.]
is he the most gryffindor
answer honestly
but remmeber i can mkae your immediate life very difficult
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[ Nice save, right? Right?
Of course James Potter. ]
Threaten all you like. I'm not afraid of you.
Being, as I am, the third most Gryffindor person.
text.
but also nice save]
only glad its not me
thats all ill say (with a shudder)
& unfortunately as 3rd most gryffindor you also know ill make good on the threat
but also fortunatkley as 3rd most youre prepared for that
text.
I've been training to respond to you making my life difficult for years.
Years & years & yeas.
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oooooh
unfortunately ive been counter-training
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You've got the talent, but I've got age on my side.
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so what
that makes it anyones game ?
old man