answer is: fanatstic beasts or really things about fantastic beasts standard book of reference & you cant actually magic sandwiches even the most powerful wizard has to make sandwiches anyway thats my prefered form of payment sandwiches &/or cakes
not just under a bridge massive & massively stupid weigh about a tonne & brains are only about about 5mg of that whiskery & ugly & eat human flesh when they can get it smell like an open drain
sppose they might but why limit themselves exclusively then again why eat goat at all
erumpet massive & durable looks sort of like rhinoceros thick hide largely impervious to charms/curses/jinxes long ropey tail 1 horn which it uses to gore anyone that crosses its path horn full of liquid that can cause gore victim to EXPLODE brilliant & disgusting
but no its actually a classification supposedly classification of danger means its mostly impervious to wizard control dragons trolls erumpets dementors &c &c &c
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answer is: fanatstic beasts or really things about fantastic beasts
standard book of reference
& you cant actually magic sandwiches
even the most powerful wizard has to make sandwiches
anyway thats my prefered form of payment
sandwiches &/or cakes
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or a cake
also thats bullshit u can't magic urself a sandwich
[ Sounds like bullshit to Ellie, anyway!! ]
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all right how about this
ill eat a sandwich & tell you about the fantastic beasts
mostly cos im bored & now i really want a sandwich
deal ? ?
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[ And all this talk about sandwiches... (not that Ellie really knows how to make a sandwich) ]
man i;m hungry now
but ok
deal
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settle in
first off: troll
not just under a bridge
massive & massively stupid
weigh about a tonne & brains are only about about 5mg of that
whiskery & ugly & eat human flesh when they can get it
smell like an open drain
trolls!
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not heaps differnent 2 how i imagine them then
except i thought they ate goats
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then again why eat goat at all
erumpet
massive & durable looks sort of like rhinoceros
thick hide largely impervious to charms/curses/jinxes
long ropey tail
1 horn which it uses to gore anyone that crosses its path
horn full of liquid that can cause gore victim to EXPLODE
brilliant & disgusting
XXXX category
so is trolls actually
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so its like a rhino with lots of snot
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what does XXXX mean
is tht liek a porn thing?
jeez i fuckign hope not
[ She's seen XXX in big letters on porn magazines, so...
??!? ]
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nooooo
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i know an XXXXX'r
& ive never let him live that down
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supposedly classification of danger
means its mostly impervious to wizard control
dragons trolls erumpets dementors &c &c &c
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abt the XXXXXXX thing
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sounds like snot to me
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u know a troll?
or a rhino with shit loads of snot?
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whats a demented
u have XXXX class crazy ppl or something
??
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believe it or not its not as if im purposfully triyng to confuse you
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;D
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specacularly dark creature
feeds off of unhappiness & can suck out souls outright
worst weve got
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