a very magical inbox! pt II - for ataraxion

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sppose they might but why limit themselves exclusively
then again why eat goat at all


erumpet
massive & durable looks sort of like rhinoceros
thick hide largely impervious to charms/curses/jinxes
long ropey tail
1 horn which it uses to gore anyone that crosses its path
horn full of liquid that can cause gore victim to EXPLODE
brilliant & disgusting

XXXX category
so is trolls actually

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ew
so its like a rhino with lots of snot

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wait
what does XXXX mean
is tht liek a porn thing?
jeez i fuckign hope not

[ She's seen XXX in big letters on porn magazines, so...

??!? ]

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eurgh no
nooooo

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though youre not the first to think that honestly
i know an XXXXX'r
& ive never let him live that down

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but no its actually a classification
supposedly classification of danger
means its mostly impervious to wizard control
dragons trolls erumpets dementors &c &c &c

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also horns dont have snot in them

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y didnt u just say that
abt the XXXXXXX thing

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its not liek i'm a wizard and know this shit

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also u said horn full of liquid tht explodes
sounds like snot to me

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wait u know an XXXXXXxr what does that mean
u know a troll?
or a rhino with shit loads of snot?

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also
whats a demented
u have XXXX class crazy ppl or something
??

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i dunno xxxx explanation didnt occur to me until after id said it
believe it or not its not as if im purposfully triyng to confuse you

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exxxxplanation

;D

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dementor isnt a person its a nonbeing
specacularly dark creature
feeds off of unhappiness & can suck out souls outright
worst weve got

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stil concerned that you think snot is stored in horns though