something slightly impossible definitely scary in a massive ship that kidnaps people & might leave a trail of destruction in its wake & sends us all on frequent nightmarish trips thru mazes with manticores waiting around the next corner to rip off a leg or 2 or masks with compulsion effects or murals complete with blood like some dark wizards wet dream
right so ill just ring you tomorrow morning when the next thing has developed then shall i
You can try, but if it were a boggart, and if I had perhaps promised Tyke that I had it under control, I would hate to tell you differently and ask you to keep it from her.
It is a woggart. Yes. Correct. But thank you for your purely hypothetical discretion.
Possible next steps:
1. Do nothing. 2. Hope it dissipated during the jump. 3. Hope slightly more that it's found whatever is on the ship with us & is distracting it from other plans. 3. Obliviate everyone (save you) who ever knew I had one. 4. 'What exactly is a boggart, Lily?' 5. 'I must have missed that week of Defence.' 6. 'I'm sure my father's never seen a boggart in his life.' 7. Make the Malfoy boy look for it.
hang on its his fault why didnt you mention that bit
[--This bit which actually makes more sense. Remus isn't stupid enough to free a boggart, whereas Draco Malfoy is absolutely stupid enough. And let it be noted: Sirius was in this for the casual bullying, before justifiable punishment became a factor here. Now he's double in.]
whats he done exactly
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Would you tell me if anyone reports anything especially strange to SEC?
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only how strange is strange
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It could range from odd to impossible.
Frightening, though.
It would be something scary.
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in a massive ship that kidnaps people
& might leave a trail of destruction in its wake
& sends us all on frequent nightmarish trips thru mazes with manticores waiting around the next corner to rip off a leg or 2
or masks with compulsion effects
or murals complete with blood like some dark wizards wet dream
right so ill just ring you tomorrow morning when the next thing has developed then shall i
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was my guess
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[bros before... bosses.]
next steps with woggart?
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But thank you for your purely hypothetical discretion.
Possible next steps:
1. Do nothing.
2. Hope it dissipated during the jump.
3. Hope slightly more that it's found whatever is on the ship with us & is distracting it from other plans.
3. Obliviate everyone (save you) who ever knew I had one.
4. 'What exactly is a boggart, Lily?'
5. 'I must have missed that week of Defence.'
6. 'I'm sure my father's never seen a boggart in his life.'
7. Make the Malfoy boy look for it.
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5 points to slytherin if he manages
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You don't carry leaves in your mouth for just anyone.
Let's say 500 points from Slytherin if he doesn't manage.
Considering it's his fault.
[ Since we've decided group inbox messages are a thing, Sirius is welcome to help if you're bored. ]
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why didnt you mention that bit
[--This bit which actually makes more sense. Remus isn't stupid enough to free a boggart, whereas Draco Malfoy is absolutely stupid enough. And let it be noted: Sirius was in this for the casual bullying, before justifiable punishment became a factor here. Now he's double in.]
whats he done exactly
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He's a bit of a git.
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mark up that 'a bit' to 'a massive' & 'git' to 'cock'
itll read with more accuracy that way
let me guess he jumped in front of you to save your life from the boggart but tragically it escaped
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dw really wants me to stop doing this
fine dw
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