doggedly | a very magical inbox! pt II

It is a woggart. Yes. Correct.
But thank you for your purely hypothetical discretion.

Possible next steps:

1. Do nothing.
2. Hope it dissipated during the jump.
3. Hope slightly more that it's found whatever is on the ship with us & is distracting it from other plans.
3. Obliviate everyone (save you) who ever knew I had one.
4. 'What exactly is a boggart, Lily?'
5. 'I must have missed that week of Defence.'
6. 'I'm sure my father's never seen a boggart in his life.'
7. Make the Malfoy boy look for it.

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I do think that one is my favourite. Excellent choice.

i knew i loved you

so long as were in agreement lets send him his marching orders straightaway
5 points to slytherin if he manages

I should hope so.
You don't carry leaves in your mouth for just anyone.

Let's say 500 points from Slytherin if he doesn't manage.
Considering it's his fault.

[ Since we've decided group inbox messages are a thing, Sirius is welcome to help if you're bored. ]

hang on its his fault
why didnt you mention that bit

[--This bit which actually makes more sense. Remus isn't stupid enough to free a boggart, whereas Draco Malfoy is absolutely stupid enough. And let it be noted: Sirius was in this for the casual bullying, before justifiable punishment became a factor here. Now he's double in.]

whats he done exactly

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He was hanging around outside the holly decks [ just for you ] when I took it out to check on it.

He's a bit of a git.

[holly decks c: ]

mark up that 'a bit' to 'a massive' & 'git' to 'cock'
itll read with more accuracy that way

let me guess he jumped in front of you to save your life from the boggart but tragically it escaped
ha ha ha

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That's exactly what happened. Sweet Merlin, it's as if you were there.

A massive cock.
That's what I meant to write.
Forgot the words for a moment.

you are forgiven sir
youre young yet you will learn

so right: hes a massive cock
loose woggarty boggart
altho on subject of 'its like i was there': you know i AM part seer actually

(ask which part)

Which part?

Let's say loose boggarty woggart.
A boggart-like woggart rather than a woggart-like boggart.
Otherwise I might be in trouble.

brains obviously!

very well said
loose boggarty woggart it is
to protect the innocent (you) & incriminate the guilty (malfoy)

im excited to see him rescue you again though
since i assume well have to strongarm him into chasing down boggarty woggart

by the way

i lied
real answer to seer question: also cock
(not derisive)

[ Whatever else he was going to say is momentarily forgotten in lieu of exasperated laughter but he will NEVER ADMIT HE LAUGHED. ]

Of course it is.
How would that even work?

[Somewhere, Sirius is very pleased with himself, because whatever Lupin, he knows you laughed, you're not half as mature as you pretend to be (even now that you're a few years his senior).]

well you know its all based on feelings
sensations
take volunteers to help me do the readings
& then iterpret premonitions based on an understanding of what those feelings & sensations mean

pre moan itions
if you know what i mean

[ Wow you take that back. ]

Is that NEWT or OWL level work?
& have you ever predicted anything of note?

[you can't take back the truth!]

oh im long done with OWL level
had a great many Os
Outstanding

ive moved on to NEWT level now really honing the craft
as it were

& i cant tell my prophcies youll have to purchase & read my book to find out more
THE COSMIC ORGASMIC: PREDICTIONS MADE BY COCK
but i will tell you i knew the outcome of the 1976 quidditch european cup
(special thanks to miss verity macmillon for that one)

a very magical inbox! pt II - for ataraxion

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dw really wants me to stop doing this

fine dw

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text. I'M LAUGHING dw doesn't know

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