EVENT TIME: constant 1 wk duration EVENT PLACE: ALL CORRIDORS EVENT PURPOSE: ALL HOVERCART PARADE & CELEBRATION OF CLEVERNESS OF MSSR PADFOOT CONFETTI TO BE DUMPED EVERYWHERE GIRLS TO LINE UP FOR CONGRATULATORY KISSES BAND TO PLAY UPTEMPO MUSIC EVERYONE TO CONGRATUILATE MSSR PADFOOT ON SAID CLEVERNESS & ALSO CELEBRATE FACT WEASEL NO 2 IS GONE HOORAY DRINKS TO FOLLOW BEFORE PARADE STARTS UP AGAIN mssr moony to ride on hovercart pulling parade float bearing triumphant mssr padfoot as is his role as loser of bet also to pour more scotch as often as necessary
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EVENT TIME: constant 1 wk duration EVENT PLACE: ALL CORRIDORS EVENT PURPOSE: ALL HOVERCART PARADE & CELEBRATION OF CLEVERNESS OF MSSR PADFOOT CONFETTI TO BE DUMPED EVERYWHERE GIRLS TO LINE UP FOR CONGRATULATORY KISSES BAND AMPLIFIED SPUNES-ENABLED COMMS DEVICES TO PLAY UPTEMPO MUSIC EVERYONE TO CONGRATUILATE MSSR PADFOOT ON SAID CLEVERNESS & ALSO CELEBRATE FACT WEASEL NO 2 IS GONE HOORAY DRINKS TO FOLLOW BEFORE PARADE STARTS UP AGAIN mssr moony to ride on hovercart pulling parade float bearing triumphant mssr padfoot as is his role as loser of bet also to pour more scotch as often as necessary
--- FOR SUPPORT OFFICE USE ONLY --- REVIEWED BY: Remus J. Lupin APPROVED/DENIED: Approved as amended. REASON: Let's not get carried away.
EVENT TIME: constant 1 wk duration EVENT PLACE: ALL CORRIDORS EVENT PURPOSE: ALL HOVERCART PARADE & CELEBRATION OF CLEVERNESS OF MSSR PADFOOT CONFETTI TO BE DUMPED EVERYWHERE GIRLS TO LINE UP FOR CONGRATULATORY KISSES BAND AMPLIFIED SPUNES-ENABLED COMMS DEVICES TO PLAY UPTEMPO MUSIC EVERYONE TO CONGRATUILATE MSSR PADFOOT ON SAID CLEVERNESS & ALSO CELEBRATE FACT WEASEL NO 2 IS GONE HOORAY DRINKS TO FOLLOW BEFORE PARADE STARTS UP AGAIN mssr moony to ride on hovercart pulling parade float bearing triumphant mssr padfoot as is his role as loser of bet also to pour more scotch as often as necessary
--- FOR SUPPORT OFFICE USE ONLY --- REVIEWED BY: Remus J. Lupin SKELETON MAN APPROVED/DENIED: Approved as amended BY A SKELETON MAN REASON: Let's not get carried away IM A SKELETON
Edited (copy paste doesn't get strikeouts ) 2015-04-16 15:25 (UTC)
Do not trust that the skeleton might not kill me or whatever it is skeleton used to do before becoming space hostage. He's all right aside from that, though. Never eats my snacks if I leave them unattended.
what if hes biding his time with the intent to live in your skin of course hed not eat your snacks he wants to fatten you up to give him more cushion hes tired of rattling around all bones
glovs are very different & sacred than jackets unless werewolf skin jacket is going to get me access into every deparmtnet & also give me ability to fly without brookstick & produce steak and kidney pies out of nowhere in which case thansk for your sacrifice moony :D
if he cant have any well eat in front of him on prupose i want to see if his jawbone rattles if he gets angry
you cant be born a skeleton can you you become one via rotting
That's exactly what werewolf skin jackets do. If you'd ever paid attention in class, you would know that.
He might be haunting someone else's skeleton. Maybe he's never had his own body at all. Maybe he doesn't know what he's missing, not being able to eat snacks. Tragic.
i pay attention thanks i was just feeling parptilaclry disruptive for those lessons i cant help that it was a compulsion a momentary fit anyway now youve told me ill pass all NEWTS
but when you phrase it that way i almost feel sorry for the bastard not being able to eat snacks
i mean im still going to eat snacks in front of him but i do sort of feel sorry
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APPLICANT: mssrs moony & padfoot
CONTACT: hullo you :)
DATE: 867 janurpril jump no. something something depressing
EVENT TIME: constant 1 wk duration
EVENT PLACE: ALL CORRIDORS
EVENT PURPOSE: ALL HOVERCART PARADE & CELEBRATION OF CLEVERNESS OF MSSR PADFOOT CONFETTI TO BE DUMPED EVERYWHERE GIRLS TO LINE UP FOR CONGRATULATORY KISSES BAND TO PLAY UPTEMPO MUSIC EVERYONE TO CONGRATUILATE MSSR PADFOOT ON SAID CLEVERNESS & ALSO CELEBRATE FACT WEASEL NO 2 IS GONE HOORAY DRINKS TO FOLLOW BEFORE PARADE STARTS UP AGAIN
mssr moony to ride on hovercart pulling parade float bearing triumphant mssr padfoot as is his role as loser of bet
also to pour more scotch as often as necessary
--- FOR SUPPORT OFFICE USE ONLY ---
REVIEWED BY:
APPROVED/DENIED:
REASON:
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APPLICANT: mssrs moony & padfoot
CONTACT: hullo you :)
DATE: 867 janurpril jump no. something something depressing
EVENT TIME: constant 1 wk duration
EVENT PLACE: ALL CORRIDORS
EVENT PURPOSE: ALL HOVERCART PARADE & CELEBRATION OF CLEVERNESS OF MSSR PADFOOT CONFETTI TO BE DUMPED EVERYWHERE GIRLS TO LINE UP FOR CONGRATULATORY KISSES
BANDAMPLIFIED SPUNES-ENABLED COMMS DEVICES TO PLAY UPTEMPO MUSIC EVERYONE TO CONGRATUILATE MSSR PADFOOT ON SAID CLEVERNESS & ALSO CELEBRATE FACT WEASEL NO 2 IS GONE HOORAY DRINKS TO FOLLOW BEFORE PARADE STARTS UP AGAINmssr moony to ride on hovercart pulling parade float bearing triumphant mssr padfoot as is his role as loser of bet
also to pour more scotch as often as necessary
--- FOR SUPPORT OFFICE USE ONLY ---
REVIEWED BY: Remus J. Lupin
APPROVED/DENIED: Approved as amended.
REASON: Let's not get carried away.
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Almost. One substantive change, one spelling correction.
We've got standards, over here in Support.
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but oterwise approved
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You've earned it.
But if anyone is angry you have to tell them the skeleton said we could, not me.
text,
APPLICANT: mssrs moony & padfoot
CONTACT: hullo you :)
DATE: 867 janurpril jump no. something something depressing
EVENT TIME: constant 1 wk duration
EVENT PLACE: ALL CORRIDORS
EVENT PURPOSE: ALL HOVERCART PARADE & CELEBRATION OF CLEVERNESS OF MSSR PADFOOT CONFETTI TO BE DUMPED EVERYWHERE GIRLS TO LINE UP FOR CONGRATULATORY KISSES
BANDAMPLIFIED SPUNES-ENABLED COMMS DEVICES TO PLAY UPTEMPO MUSIC EVERYONE TO CONGRATUILATE MSSR PADFOOT ON SAID CLEVERNESS & ALSO CELEBRATE FACT WEASEL NO 2 IS GONE HOORAY DRINKS TO FOLLOW BEFORE PARADE STARTS UP AGAINmssr moony to ride on hovercart pulling parade float bearing triumphant mssr padfoot as is his role as loser of bet
also to pour more scotch as often as necessary
--- FOR SUPPORT OFFICE USE ONLY ---
REVIEWED BY:
Remus J. LupinSKELETON MANAPPROVED/DENIED: Approved as amended BY A SKELETON MAN
REASON: Let's not get carried away IM A SKELETON
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Your edits, not working with a skeleton.
Do not trust that the skeleton might not kill me or whatever it is skeleton used to do before becoming space hostage.
He's all right aside from that, though.
Never eats my snacks if I leave them unattended.
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what if hes biding his time with the intent to live in your skin
of course hed not eat your snacks he wants to fatten you up to give him more cushion
hes tired of rattling around all bones
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Or a stomach. It would fall out.
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skeletons without tongues stomachs thats hilarious
ill ask him
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Tell me what he says so I can guard my food more closely if necessary.
Or eat it in front of him on purpose if he can't have it.
Do you think he was always a skeleton?
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unless werewolf skin jacket is going to get me access into every deparmtnet & also give me ability to fly without brookstick & produce steak and kidney pies out of nowhere in which case
thansk for your sacrifice moony :D
if he cant have any well eat in front of him on prupose
i want to see if his jawbone rattles if he gets angry
you cant be born a skeleton can you
you become one
via rotting
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If you'd ever paid attention in class, you would know that.
He might be haunting someone else's skeleton.
Maybe he's never had his own body at all.
Maybe he doesn't know what he's missing, not being able to eat snacks.
Tragic.
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i was just feeling parptilaclry disruptive for those lessons
i cant help that
it was a compulsion
a momentary fit
anyway now youve told me ill pass all NEWTS
but when you phrase it that way i almost feel sorry for the bastard
not being able to eat snacks
i mean im still going to eat snacks in front of him but i do sort of feel sorry
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I'll let you know when he's in the Support offices & you can come eat there.
If you bring me something.
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& educate me in werewolf leathers
you are a true friend
so true a friend that ill always bring you snacks
i mean id havedone anyways
especially to test/torment a skeleton
but this helsp