cos i was going to say hes actually older than me right now though youre right re: style we are far more stylish
although he might surprise you hes pretty capable of making some horrific decisions himself still with less panache but fairly specacularly bad
as his potential co guardian (IF all of the planets line up properly & the sun turns to blood & the white fawn drinks from the black pool in darkest swabia & merlin comes out of his cave & i somehow manage to let someone else pat him on the head from time to time without feeling insane fits of jealousy) you are obligated to know that he might surprise you old remus our child
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all fair point(s)
cos i was going to say hes actually older than me right now
though youre right re: style we are far more stylish
although he might surprise you hes pretty capable of making some horrific decisions himself
still with less panache but fairly specacularly bad
as his potential co guardian
(IF all of the planets line up properly & the sun turns to blood & the white fawn drinks from the black pool in darkest swabia & merlin comes out of his cave & i somehow manage to let someone else pat him on the head from time to time without feeling insane fits of jealousy)
you are obligated to know that he might surprise you
old remus our child
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simple logic states that you can't be jealous of me patting his head
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TECHNICALLY
for each time i pat his head you're entitled to pat my ass
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merlin or remus
literally pat your ass or figuratively pat your ass
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literally
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but remus is great
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difficult choice!
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you won't let me touch the top of his head with my palm in exchange for hand to ass contact
rude as hell, i retract my offer
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i said the situation would have to present itself!
that doesnt mean NO
your arse is very tempting
more than tempitng
alluring
its just that ive been more than a bit hung up on remus for years now
theres a history
i cant just discard that
i would ave to be IN THE MOMENT
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that all i'd be doing
is touching
the top of his hair
you're like
bizarrely protective of the top of his head, pal
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i love that top of head as if it were my own
ive cared for it for a great long time & seen it grow old and (im)mature
(more so)