a very magical inbox! pt II - for ataraxion

[doggedly]

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[unmakes]

we should put out a casting call for the best orgy scenario ever

murderous skanks and murderous skank enthusiasts need not apply

[doggedly]

i dunno that i trust the people of this ship to set up a proper orgy

[unmakes]

i was gonna ask if you trust you and me to set up a proper orgy

but then i realized we're both lazy as shit

[doggedly]

could be a lazy orgy

[unmakes]

well yeah i mean it could be but
i'd be too lazy to invite anyone

it'd literally be you and me and voyeur hedgehogs who don't know the meaning of "go to bed you're too young for this shit"

[doggedly]

youd let the hedgehogs watch

[unmakes]

not on freaking purpose

like i'd bitch at them but they'd just do that staring thing anyway

and like

if you turn them around they just turn around and stare at you like they know they're not supposed to

and they're not like turtles, they don't get stuck on their back so that's out

[doggedly]

hang on hang on has this actually happened to you

not the orgy weve already covered that id be invited to that
i mean: have you been having it off with hedgehogs watching you

this entire time

[unmakes]

i haven't been having it off at all

if you have to know

[doggedly]

hang on
not at ALL 'at all'

[unmakes]

can we talk about literally anything else

[doggedly]

right yes

only
WHAT IS WRONG WITH KENNEX

[unmakes]

this conversation's not better

[doggedly]

its clearly not your fault

& id have done something about this sooner had i known

[unmakes]

....done something like what

[doggedly]

cant believe youve got to ask

had it off with you for starters
then punched that git of yours for not beating me to it

[unmakes]

maybe i just wanted you to say it

[doggedly]

you could put them in a box

[unmakes]

what if someone put you in a box whenever they wanted to bang

how would you feel, sirius

[doggedly]

understanding

id feel understanding

[unmakes]

bullshit

you'd be in there moaning or making sound effects or something

[doggedly]

well yes

but id still climb in the box obligingly i would understand

[doggedly]

'just stick that wherever'
LAZY WINK ;D

[unmakes]

this actually sounds more appealing than the other kind

is that bad

[doggedly]

course not
cos no orgy were in could ever be bad
lazy or non lazy