a very magical inbox! pt II - for ataraxion

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youre saying its cool in the 1980s to go about with greasy hair


[IS THIS WHY SNAPE IS POPULAR ON THE TQ IS EVERYONE FROM THE 80s]

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oh my god are you from before the 80s
how have we never had this talk

yeah seriously like these dudes have slicked back hair and they get all kinds of laid, it's The Thing

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born 30 october 1959 actually
so yeah defintiely before


is this like pomade
or is it really grease

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oh probably pomade, grease is just a nickname i think

oh my god though you're so old, you're literally like 30 years older than me, i can't stop laughing
(it's not a bad kind of laughing i just didn't realize)

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yeah

but am i the oldest man youve ever snogged
answer honestly

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nnnno you are not

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i knew it


im so proud of you :)

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well i mean he looked 25 if that helps

it just so happens that he was kind of 158

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im actually not sure if that helps or not



158 really

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or something like that

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howd you even meet
is this a ghost thing

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vampire thing, in his case

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brilliant

& while were at it
any creatures youve not had it off with or have you covered all your posts
strictly for reference

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werewolf technically

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technically
only technically

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well i mean, i haven't DONE one, i just... AM one

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i sppose it depends on how strictly were defining DONE
e.g. wanking


[itt: deep and thoughtful discussion of supernatural issues]

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hence "technically"

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fair

all right we'll call you well rounded with an asterisk & if anyone asks we'll explain or we wont