[which is an effort but only a little bit of one. it's been days of sitting in his room drinking, and weeks of the same before that. he can manage a :) at least.]
[ kennex, like the kennex that (last he heard) she was drinking about being pissed at? yes, that kennex. she's actually been too much of a wuss to tell him john crawled back and somehow magically now they're dating. whoops. better late than never? ]
and then it's more like uhhhh Sally, because what....]
oh what a coincidence that theres 2 blokes called kennex on board this ship cos i know you arent talking about the kennex youre well done with kennex what has it off with murderous bints
like he came back all feeling like shit about it and
i'm not actually positive how it happened but ??? we're magically dating now, it's a thing
on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 12 being an acceptable answer) how bad is this gonna crash and burn like - bad, right? and i tried to tell him that but it somehow ended in this
how do i un-date someone when they're being pretty much a perfectly decent boyfriend oh my god i didn't call him boyfriend before now, that just makes it worse
it's not even like i'm not interested i'm just in too deep
right but do you actually want a boyfriend i mean theres a reason youve not said it before now yeah
undate someone means just break it off tell him you dont actually want a boyfriend unless you do actually wanta boyfriend but im guessing no not so seriously as this is anyways
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text. spams your inbox.
if i invited you and someone else out to lunch, would that hypothetically interest you
(assume i'm cooking)
text. belatedly eats spam with spoon
Blearily, Sirius rubs his thumb over the words, and answers with something not quite so knee-jerk.]
depends
what are you cooking
text. weeps over sirius
cooked with the utmost affection
text. belatedly dries your tears
[and, just slightly belatedly, he adds:]
:)
the utmost really
[which is an effort but only a little bit of one. it's been days of sitting in his room drinking, and weeks of the same before that. he can manage a :) at least.]
text.
and it would still taste like fried garbage but nobody's perfect
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it'd kind of be
you and me and kennex
[ kennex, like the kennex that (last he heard) she was drinking about being pissed at? yes, that kennex. she's actually been too much of a wuss to tell him john crawled back and somehow magically now they're dating. whoops. better late than never? ]
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and then it's more like uhhhh Sally, because what....]
oh
what a coincidence
that theres 2 blokes called kennex on board this ship
cos i know you arent talking about the kennex youre well done with
kennex what has it off with murderous bints
1 of 2 again
actually of 3
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i'm not actually positive how it happened but
???
we're magically dating now, it's a thing
on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 12 being an acceptable answer) how bad is this gonna crash and burn
like - bad, right? and i tried to tell him that but it somehow ended in this
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is he hard of hearing
did you not say no repeatedly did you say it just once & it was a whisper
& im going to say 13
at least
sally why
1 of 2 spams you with these
even though i never said i wanted that
and apparently he wanted to date for real and i told him it was this really awful idea but he didn't care so
really it's more of a 14
eats spam
or a 24
or a 124
did you actually say no or did you just say it was a bad idea
cos ACTUALLY its a terrible idea
especially after all of that
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i don't know
this just in: i'm actually a gigantic idiot
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but youve got to put a stop to this
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how do i un-date someone when they're being pretty much a perfectly decent boyfriend
oh my god i didn't call him boyfriend before now, that just makes it worse
it's not even like i'm not interested i'm just in too deep
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i mean theres a reason youve not said it before now yeah
undate someone means just break it off
tell him you dont actually want a boyfriend
unless you do actually wanta boyfriend but im guessing no
not so seriously as this is anyways
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[In other words: yes.]
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after that i break for food and showers every once in a while
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if only to steal what im eating
but 3 days of no showers i can take that
cos youre such a good friend
consider it done
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am i that good of a friend that id do that doyou think
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i am
lucky you