& lets just leave the taste in men out of this please unless that taste in men includes weirdo sex men then by all means use your weirdo sex charms to get me some armgloves
If it were true & I told you about it, I'm one hundred percent sure Lily would skin me & use me as a rug. Whether or not that suggests anything about her sexual preferences is an open question.
oh shes into skinning should have known lucky man that james potter
but i wont tell her you told me probably ;)
anyway dont worry about the gloves im only weeping into my device thinger & ruining the key board contemplating a pissup of fantastic proportions to comfort my sad giftless armgloveless heart where ill make many toasts to your good intentions & your distinctly unfair ability to be the only one of the two of us to be able to drive hovercarts around you & your hairy arms
but youll find me a space xmas present to make up for it im sure i have great faith in you my weirdo sex man :) :,( :)
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text; all right calm down
[sorry not sorry william]
& lets just leave the taste in men out of this please
unless that taste in men includes weirdo sex men
then by all means use your weirdo sex charms to get me some armgloves
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Do you have access to Medical's equipment?
Do you approve of bizarre sex acts?
Inquire within.
I suppose I could ask Lily.
Or the blonde lady. Maybe she likes them scrawny.
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we havent had a good survey in some time yours might be just the thing we need
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are you implying lily would answer YES to bizarre sex acts question
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Maybe anonymously.
Maybe drunk & anonymously.
This would be a fantastic time to make up outrageous lies about James and Lily's sex life.
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about any of this
im sorry that you included LIES in there i suppose thats my clearest thought
im sorry its not more true
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Whether or not that suggests anything about her sexual preferences is an open question.
I really am sorry about the gloves.
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should have known
lucky man that james potter
but i wont tell her you told me
probably ;)
anyway dont worry about the gloves
im only weeping into my device thinger & ruining the key board
contemplating a pissup of fantastic proportions to comfort my sad giftless armgloveless heart where ill make many toasts to your good intentions & your distinctly unfair ability to be the only one of the two of us to be able to drive hovercarts around
you & your hairy arms
but youll find me a space xmas present to make up for it im sure
i have great faith in you my weirdo sex man :)
:,(
:)
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If I'm not paralysed by the pressure.
I might be, now.
Socks.
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& will they be hairy
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Like Hermes' sandals.
Hermes' hairy socks.
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but would they also be sexy
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& this is completely unrelated mind but ive just deicded what to get you for space new years
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