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Sirius Black ([personal profile] doggedly) wrote 2015-02-26 08:56 pm (UTC)

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i know


so i let the rarey live in my flat with me which was great
for about half a day
second half of the day i come into the kitchen and its grown nearly twice its size
go out for a bit come home
ten times its size

which really wasnt so bad cos the rarey was quite small to begin with
but as the week went on it got to be bad
cos the rarey just kept on growing larger
& larger & larger & larger
& by the way it was eating everything i had
learnt to open the cupboard & ate it all
ate my takeaway
came home one day & it had eaten my bloody sofa
& it was growing all the time
had to move it out of the kitchen but it got too large for the parlor
& STILL EATING

oh it was very sorry & apologised a lot
told me it just couldnt help itself
but it was still getitng to be a bit much

took it out to the square & put it on the patch of grass in the roundabout
did a concealing charm on it so the muggles wouldnt see
but it KEPT EATING ate up the grass & the tree that was there
benches & iron railings & rubbish bin
& my flats not in any posh area right but muggles were starting to notice
asking why the grass had died off asking where the bench had gone
& me the only one able to see the poor old rarey
whcih was asbolusltey MAMMOTH by now
chewing away at paper sacks that would blow by & apologising everytime it saw me

i had to do something

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