Oh, it's totally real. Josh and Aidan, they worked at a hospital, right? I haunted the crap out of both of them, when I was dead and all that. Let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Real shit. 100% genuine.

[ she feels like she's telling a kid that santa doesn't exist. or like, that he exists but he shows up to rip off your balls and eat them raw with a side salad of your parents' intestines. ]