[Some mental maths, to try to work out what that would be in actual physical space. It's disappointing that they look more broomsticky than club-y, but. Beggars, choosers, et cetera.]

Got a nice end bit, don't they. You could hack at the shins with that. Yeah, all right, I'd try it. It can't be any worse than the others.

I mean, not when there's golf.